Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are our chosen family.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our craziness made us best friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.