Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Our craziness made us best friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.