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Funny Quotes / Friends
Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
Friends are our chosen family.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
All the best people are crazy.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.