Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.