Funny Quotes / Friends

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.