Funny Quotes / Friends

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.