Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.