Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.