Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

All the best people are crazy.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.