Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends are our chosen family.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.