Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.