Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.