Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is the key to everything

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।