Funny Quotes / Friends

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.