Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.