Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.