Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.