Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।