Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.