Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends are our chosen family.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.