Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our craziness made us best friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.