Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.