Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.