Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friends are our chosen family.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.