Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।