Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

All the best people are crazy.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.