Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.