Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.