Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.