Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.