Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।