Funny Quotes / Friends

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is the key to everything

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.