Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends are our chosen family.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.