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भाई दूज के पावन अवसर पर, दुआ है कि आप सदा सफल रहें। आपका जीवन खुशियों से भरा रहे, हर पल आप खिलते रहें। यह अटूट बंधन सदा यूँ ही चमकता रहे।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।