Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

All the best people are crazy.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.