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बहुत देखा है ज़िन्दगी में समझदार बनकर ,, मगर खुशी हमेशा पागल बनकर ही मिली है।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.