Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.