Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.