Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Happiness is having crazy friends.