Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friendship is the key to everything

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Our craziness made us best friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.