Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is the key to everything

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।