Funny Quotes / Friends

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is the key to everything

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends are our chosen family.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.