Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.