Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!