Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is the key to everything