Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is the key to everything

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.