Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.