Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Our craziness made us best friends.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.