Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

All the best people are crazy.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.