Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.